I reviewed the independent horror movie Volumes of Blood: Horror Stories at The Slaughtered Bird:
VoB:HS (as the movie shall now be abbreviated) is, no two ways about it, a complete gore-fest. There’s enough fake blood, viscera, and ripped flesh to fill a swimming pool, if you were so inclined. Throats get slit, teeth get curbed, intestines get pulled out, and swollen hemorrhoids get sliced open…and that’s only scratching (gouging) the surface. So if that’s your thing, you’re sure to get a gore-boner. A gorection, as it were. A bloody stiffy. A—[Stop it. –ed]
It’s been said that my reviews are sometimes better than the films they deconstruct. Is this the case here? Only one way to find out!