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Don’t Quit Twitter Just Yet

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Don’t quit Twitter in a snit.

I know this is pretty rich coming from the man who loves to talk about how destructive social media is to our culture, but hear me out. If you’re quitting a social media platform because you recognize the harm it’s doing to your psyche, your productivity, and your relationships, you’ll find no greater cheerleader than me. You’re doing the right thing for yourself. It’s like quitting smoking, but for your very soul. So good on you for making yourself healthier. The rest of this piece isn’t for you.

If you’re quitting Twitter for political reasons, read on.

Everybody on conservative Twitter is upset about Twitter banning radio talk show host, online raconteur, and combat veteran Jesse Kelly for no explainable reason. And then they un-banned him. Go figure. In the surprise, dismay, and anger over his ouster, what hasn’t been said enough is this:

If you’re not a progressive, Twitter hates you. It wishes you would die. Failing that, it wants you to go away and never come back.

So Twitter is enemy territory. Like every other big tech company. You know this. But you should internalize it. Civil War 2.0 is happening right now.

Say I’m wrong about Twitter hating you. Maybe it really is a neutral platform devoted to the principles of free speech, despite all evidence to the contrary. If you’re not a progressive, Twitter is still enemy territory, because if you express the wrong thought to the wrong person, an angry progressive will report you. And he’ll encourage all his progressive buddies to report you. With enough complaints, you’ll be kicked out. Do you know how many tweets get reported in a single day? You’ll be kicked out on volume alone. The banners behind the scenes all think Orange Man Bad, and it’s easier to just flip the ban switch on you, you reprobate. Quantity, not quality. You see, you’re a normal person: you have a job. A calling. You log on to Twitter to talk to online buddies, share memes, mess with easily-upset people (progressives), perhaps make professional relationships, maybe sell something. You have a life outside of political Twitter.

Progressives don’t. So while you’re trying to have a good time on Twitter, there are literally thousands of angry progressives who have made it their life’s work to get rid of you. You can’t compete with that. Reporting people, banning people, eliminating ideas that upset them: it’s what they do. You bake bread for a living. They sit on Twitter and report people all day long. There’s no possible way to compete with that.

But it doesn’t mean you should quit. There are at least three good reasons to stay.

  • Every time you Tweet, you’re bothering the Twitter higher-ups. They’ve crafted contradictory, arbitrary, and unbelievably stupid Terms of Use, and they feel they have to put up the typical progressive facade of playing by these dumb rules, because if they tell you what they really think and feel, there’s no way anyone would ever do business with them. So they haven’t kicked you off yet, and it bugs them that you’re still there. Twitter is the enemy, and it’s always a good thing to upset the enemy. Stay on for that.
  • You’re not alone. Every other normal person feels the same way as you do RE: Twitter’s horrible management. It’s one of the things that makes you a normal person. Post links, laugh at Alexandria Occasional-Cortex’s latest gaffe, watch another clip of “Dear Diary” Jim Acosta getting spanked at a press conference, etc. Fill up the space with what you want, and take in what you like. One of the greatest things Rush Limbaugh ever did for conservatism was getting so popular. He showed us that we weren’t alone, that there were far, far more of us than we’d hoped. With Twitter being enemy territory, your fellow soldiers need battle buddies. Don’t quit because Twitter kicked someone off that you like.
  • Every normal person Twitter bans further exposes Twitter as a hostile place fit only for SJW-approved speech. Jack Dorsey, Twitter’s CEO, is currently under scrutiny for lying to Congress. That’s not a tiny thing. By staying on, you’re forcing Twitter to both enforce its own capricious free-speech rules to maintain its facade, and daring them to ban you (which it will eventually), which is an untenable situation for any company. They can’t claim to be a neutral space for free speech and satisfy the Twitter progressives’ endless hunger for normal peoples’ scalps. You can mouth conservative bromides about #MuhFreeMarkets all you like, but social media companies do have to follow certain laws. If you have to bake the cake, they have to publish your tweets. Until they don’t. Then you get to call them hypocrites. Which doesn’t stick because a hypocrite has ethics, and Twitter progressives don’t. But it’s fun to point it out.

We’ve already ceded Hollywood, the news media, and the education system to the progressives. Are you going to void the social media field, too?

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The Alex Jones Flap: Solutions

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Professional conspiracy theorist Alex Jones was recently removed from just about every social media platform in existence, including LinkedIn, but not Twitter.

Alex Jones is disgusting. He’s a 9/11 Truther, a Sandy Hook Truther, and a thousand other appalling things. Anyone who buys into his sickening brand of commentary is, by definition, a garbage person. *

But is his ouster from these social media platforms a free speech issue?

The easy response is that Instagram and YouTube and iTunes are private companies and can kick off anyone they want to. They’re not public utilities, but they’re being run like public utilities. On the other hand, by limiting content, they’re edging into publisher territory. So are they utilities or are they publishers? If a publisher declines to print your manuscript, is the publisher silencing you?

That’s the high-minded stuff. The theory. Let’s talk about practice.

In reality, Silicon Valley is a hive-mind of far-left progressive ideology from Google on down to Snapchat and beyond. This is inarguable, even if you find it troubling. The big tech companies loathe and contemn everyone who isn’t a progressive; it’s what animates them over profits. If you don’t enthusiastically toe the leftist line, they wish you’d just go away and die already. Alex Jones was a trial balloon. They’ll move on to normal people soon.

So what can you do?

You can opt out, of course. That’s one choice. One of the best things I ever did for myself was quitting Facebook, and I encourage all other normal people to do the same.  Void the field. Let the progressives have the social media platforms they built. This is preferable to the death of a thousand cuts they have in store for us.

The better choice is to treat them like Ma Bell and regulate the living shit out of them so they can’t just arbitrarily decide that you’re an unperson who spews hate speech. I’m a firm believer in free markets, but support of a free market, like support of the U.S. Constitution, isn’t a suicide pact. As long as these bizarre, anti-Western progressive panjandrums are bound and determined to de-platform everyone who isn’t a bizarre, anti-Western progressive, let them feel the wrath of normal people. It’s not a free market when one side has its thumb on the scale. They’re fighting dirty, so we have to fight just as dirty. Confound them with regulation after regulation. Put their arbitrary, hostile business model in jeopardy. Make them testify in front of Congress again and again and again and make them vomit up their dishonesty before the voting public. Progressives love regulating business, the environment, education, and everything else under or above the sun, so choke them with social media regulation until they can’t breathe.

If we have to bake that cake, you’ve got to let Alex Jones spew his stupid crap on Facebook. Regulate, regulate, regulate.

 

*What’s amazing is that Jones, as loathsome as he is, is no different from Rachel Maddow, who works for NBC. Why aren’t social media companies going after Maddow? She promulgates moronic, offensive conspiracy bullshit to unthinking drones every day herself. **

**You know the answer to that.

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Bits and Pieces 3/29/2018

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Easter’s coming up, so you know what that means: another great opportunity to buy lots of chocolate in various shapes, sizes, and flavors.

Just kidding. I know it’s really about coloring eggs and going to brunch.

While we’re on the subject of Easter, here’s an opinion piece written in The Fenwick Review, which comes out of the College of the Holy Cross:

Professor [Tat-Siong Benny] Liew’s contribution to [They Were All Together in One Place?: Toward Minority Biblical Criticism], a chapter entitled  “Queering Closets and Perverting Desires: Cross-Examining John’s Engendering and Transgendering Word across Different Worlds,” demonstrates the centrality of sex and gender to his way of thinking about the New Testament.  In the chapter, Professor Liew explains that he believes Christ could be considered a “drag king” or cross-dresser. “If one follows the trajectory of the Wisdom/Word or Sophia/Jesus (con)figuration, what we have in John’s Jesus is not only a “king of Israel” (1:49; 12:13– 15) or “king of the Ioudaioi” (18:33, 39; 19:3, 14– 15, 19– 22), but also a drag king (6:15; 18:37; 19:12),” he claims.5 He later argues that “[Christ] ends up appearing as a drag-kingly bride in his passion.”6 

Liew goes on to further describe Jesus Christ as a drag queen. In some circles, this is what passes for theological scholarship. This is serious academic study.

This is crap. This is why many of us are not going to push our children into a college system that produces this kind of bilge. Liew would never imply that Islam’s Mohammed was a cross-dressing person of indeterminate gender; Liew wouldn’t dare. Nor, I suspect, would Liew do the same with Abraham, Isaac, or Jacob in my faith: Judaism. So-called academics like this Liew character are cowards and reprobates, and the longer they stay within the college system, the more debased the entire enterprise of higher learning becomes. You’ve got to get the idea out of your head that this is normal. That this is what academia is meant to explore. It isn’t. This is deliberately inflammatory crap tarted up as serious study by people with axes to grind and/or significant emotional problems. It’s not ethical to ignore it in the name of tolerance. If you think college is the right choice for your child, it’s your duty to push back against this.

Unless you’re trying to raise a child whose major is Queer Dance Theory. Be honest: is that what you really want for your kid?

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Rather than repeat everything I’ve said about Facebook in the wake of everyone being mad at Facebook, I’ll just point you to these two pieces I wrote here and here. Social media is a bit like a handgun: a tool, neutral until it’s picked up and used. Until we can all learn to use it in a way that doesn’t let it use us, I think we’re all justified in treating it like a gun. A gun manufactured and maintained by people with undeniably sinister intent.

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We need to talk a little more about using children as human shields in the political process, which I touched on here. The latest and most disgustingly egregious example of this is the recent March for Our Lives rally, in which the children who attended Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School gave partisan political speeches on behalf of left-wing politicians under the false flag of saving lives. If we’re going to address these issues seriously, let’s keep some basic, undeniable truths in mind:

  • Experiencing a terrible event does not magically confer wisdom, no matter how terrible the event may have been. Experiencing terrible grief also does not confer moral authority on any issue. As mature adults we must sympathize, lend an ear, and offer comfort. Helping to shoulder a fellow human being’s burden is a good thing. Altering public policy on the basis of individual trauma, no matter how keenly felt, is not a good thing, particularly when those policy changes are based on emotion rather than reason.
  • The vast, vast, vast majority of children do not have anything incisive or original to say about public policy, including policy relating to firearms issues. They lack the experience, wisdom, and knowledge to promote a solution worth considering.
  • As children, we all have expressed stupid, foolish, unwise, and poorly-considered ideas. However, most of us haven’t been bankrolled by wealthy political activists from Hollywood, professionally managed by politicians, and trotted out as sages (prophets) dispensing wisdom.
  • Activists who use children as spokespeople do so because those children are considered unassailable: to disagree with a wounded child is to turn a blind eye to that child’s traumas. How dare you criticize a young, innocent child, no matter what that child says or does? This is a disgusting and deliberate attempt to use these children as human shields in America’s ongoing political struggles. It was racist to disagree with the previous president; now it’s monstrous to disagree with David Hogg.
  • The adults behind these children are entirely without shame, ethics, or moral character. This includes these children’s parents. They are not good people. They’re not people you’d want to associate with.
  • Thee children have been given free rein to say anything they like, no matter how inflammatory or sickening, because they’re “trying to participate in American democracy.” The conclusion we’re supposed to reach is that there’s something wrong with you if you push back against the notion that you’re a bloodthirsty wannabe child killer because of your membership in the NRA. If you do anything other than sit back, nod sagely, and accept your demonization, you’re a bad person. A snowflake.

Acknowledge these truths and we can talk. Have a great Easter.

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2017 in Review: Top Five Posts

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I like having an online place to hang my hat, to write about the things I want to write about, to show my readers what I’m up to. Some posts are more popular than others, and it’s always a surprise to look at the statistics: my favorite articles rarely get the traffic I think they should, and the more throwaway pieces often see more hits than the serious ones. Go figure. In ascending order of hits, these are the five most popular posts of 2017.

  • 5: My Triumphant Return to Facebook: Despite that the title was a lie, it’s still a good piece that reiterates why I left Facebook and why the decision is still a good one. Author David Angsten has called Facebook (and I’m paraphrasing here; he said it better himself, as he always does) “the cocktail party with all your friends right outside your door”, and he’s right. There’s always the temptation to dip in. Anyway, everyone likes to go meta and talk about the nature of social media, hence this post’s popularity.
  • 4: Book Review: The Space Vampires: This was a real surprise. To commemorate film director Tobe Hooper’s passing, I watched his movie Lifeforce again and re-read the book it had been based on, Colin Wilson’s The Space Vampires. As it was an older book and worth discussing, I reviewed it for the site and it got plenty of hits. A fun, pulpy read, positing some very bizarre theories on human energy.
  • 3: Book Review: Red Room #1: This post’s popularity was also a surprise. Who knew people wanted to know what I thought about this new magazine? Even though the interview gets kind of social justice-y, it’s a great magazine of crime and horror stories, something you should be reading if you’re not already. Looking forward to issue #2!
  • 2: The Problem Isn’t Hollywood. The Problem Is You.: In this post I made the unwelcome connection between your buying decisions and your buying choices. As long as you keep spending your money on empty, unimaginative franchise pieces, Hollywood will continue to produce empty, unimaginative franchise pieces. And don’t get me started on indie content creators singing the praises of these bloated wastes of attention: it’s like knowingly eating rat poison and wondering why you feel so sick.
  • 1: Twitter Is the Worst Thing Ever Devised: Like I said, everyone likes to read about social media almost as much as they like to be on it, hence this post’s popularity. I raked the value of Twitter over the rhetorical coals and explained how awful it is even while using it. I think the reason why people like the social media posts so much is because we all know that social media is bad for us, like smoking cigarettes or skin-popping heroin, but we do it anyway. (What?) Everyone’s always trying to quit something, but people serious about it actually quit. They don’t try to.

Last year’s top five included more political material, but a social media analysis article ranked up there too, proving my point about its interest to the general public. Also, I would be remiss if I didn’t mention the site’s most popular article of all time: Red Flags and Ginger Nuts of Horror. I love linking to the piece because it always gets a rise out of Jim Mcleod, the drama queen it describes, and illustrates that the things I write about, like ethics, morals, and culture, have real-world consequences. The ill-educated, half-witted Philistines don’t all work in publishing; some have arrogated themselves the role of gatekeepers of media, and it’s important to show the world how worthless they are.

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Endless War

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America’s widening ideological/cultural/political division, what we often call the Culture War, is not going to heal in your lifetime.  It won’t heal in your children’s lifetime, either. Or your grandchildren’s. Simply whining about the divide, whether you’re a politician or a concerned citizen, won’t fix what’s wrong. More communication won’t fix it, either; social media has enabled us to talk to each other for years, and the divide yet widens. In fact, it would be better if we didn’t talk to each other so much, because we’ve used these platforms to spread disunity and tribalism rather than togetherness. The Brotherhood of Man is sundered, not least because we can’t even agree on what a man is, biologically speaking.

This division didn’t happen ex nihilo.

The way that the Culture War has been fought makes ending the conflict impossible. Nobody has the authority to call a truce, and none of the combatants would agree to one in any case. National tragedies like mass shootings, terrorist attacks, or natural disasters no longer result in temporary armistices; instead, we’ve decided to “never let a serious crisis go to waste.” That is, we’ve politicized every single aspect of human life, from God to TV to weather to bridge collapses.

By politicizing everything, you criminalize every difference of opinion. You reduce every issue, no matter how complex, into a Manichean proposition of good vs. evil. Brendan Eich learned that to his cost. Masterpiece Cake Shop learned that to their cost. And I learned it also, when Jim Mcleod, proprietor of the horror site Ginger Nuts of Horror, kicked me off the writing staff and called me, a Jewish man, a Nazi for expressing, in my own space, opinions that millions and millions of other people share. If your difference of opinion has been elevated to the status of criminal hate speech, how can you possibly find common ground with people who disagree?

The entertainment class has decided to escalate the Culture War further by expressing, loudly and frequently, its utter contempt and loathing for the other side. That the other side also buys movie tickets and watches television shows is immaterial: what matters is signaling one’s virtue by slandering one’s ideological adversaries. Nobody makes a Hollywood actor call someone a Nazi at gunpoint: these people choose their ideology and they choose the ways in which they express it. You don’t have to go on Twitter and call your customers KKK members because of who they voted for. So is it any wonder that many of us are secretly cheering every disgusting revelation of appalling behavior from Hollywood’s casting couches rather than expressing dismay? Hollywood has set itself up as the political enemy of half the country, not to mention its moral superior. It hates us rubes in flyover country. Why shouldn’t we hate Hollywood back? Why should we forbear the smallest slight, in light of how divided we are? Remember your Shakespeare.

Social media fuels the Culture War with every angry Tweet, every thoughtless Facebook status. We’ve got too much communication going on, not too little. Daily doses of loathing poisons the psyche; it strains the nerves, keeping us on edge. Anger’s easy to kindle, but difficult to maintain; it provides a dopamine-like hit that’s too addictive to quit, but terribly exhausting to endure. This is undeniably detrimental not just to our common culture, but to civilization as a whole. Lacking the Brotherhood of Man, we can no longer come together to repel the Visigoths at the gate, be they Muslim extremists, domestic anarchists, or even the decay of the rule of law. There’s no longer an us or a we. There’s you, there’s me, and there’s fuck you for disagreeing, you Nazi; go die in a fire. The sickening public responses to recent mass shootings and hurricanes and terror attacks have taught us this.

The solution isn’t to lay down your arms and hope the other side does the same. Not when your livelihood’s at stake because you think that gender is a biological constant rather than a social construct. Not when your reputation’s at stake because you believe that the proper response to an armed attack is overwhelming force instead of continued conversation. Not when your life’s at stake because you want to take responsibility for your own personal safety instead of unilaterally disarming. After a victory, we’d all like to lean on our shovels and say, “Well, that’s done.” Well, it’s not done, it’s not over, and you have to keep fighting.

From the ease with which terms like “Nazi” and “racist” are thrown around, with companies signaling their virtuous tolerance in letting deviants into women’s private areas, to the horrific revelations about how the Hollywood sausage is made, we’re seeing with crystal clarity exactly what happens when you let anything slide. That time is over.

If the people in Hollywood hate you so much, don’t enrich them by watching their movies and TV shows. If the inmates at the local college dismissively refer to your hard work and sacrifice as “white privilege,” don’t send your kids there to be indoctrinated in Social Justice claptrap. And if the ideologically-driven news media trots out lie after lie in service to a narrative at odds with your deeply-held ethics, don’t give them your clicks and attention. You can do quite a lot simply by opting out. You can do that at least, can’t you?

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Twitter Is the Worst Thing Ever Devised

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Actually, social media is the worst thing ever devised. Twitter’s just the ugliest side of it. The seething, malignant id of the internet.

I’ve talked about Facebook many times in this space, and my having quit it has made a marked improvement in both my mood and productivity. However, to do a true cleanse, a social media high colonic, the next step would be to quit Twitter.

Like everything, Twitter is what you make of it. My Twitter is an unmitigated horror, because it involves the two non-family things that I spend the most amount of mental real estate on: politics/current events and writing. So my abhorrence of Twitter is my own fault: I choose what to see and what not to see. It’s the mirror of my worst self.

Writer Twitter is a cesspit of indie/self-published book advertisements, writing tips given free of charge by people who can’t write, memes/cartoons about writing Retweeted by people who love the hashtag #writerslife, left-wing political hot takes, and J.K. Rowling quotes. For some, it’s Heaven. For others, it’s a thing to be endured on one’s way to social media-fueled publishing stardom. For the rest of us, we unhappy few, it’s Hell. If you’re lucky you’ll meet some nice people to talk shop with, particularly if/when you get off Twitter and go to a less communication-hostile medium. Genre fiction Twitter, such as horror Twitter or sci-fi Twitter, isn’t much different except that it has more Stephen King quotes.

Political Twitter is far, far worse. Imagine an unflushed convenience store toilet five miles past an all-you-can-eat fried chicken restaurant. The hot takes are the worst: snarky quote-lets designed to make both reader and writer feel superior to the issue being commented upon. At 140 characters, that’s pretty much what Twitter’s made for. That and online slap-fights where nobody’s mind is changed, no relevant information is transferred, and everybody walks away having owned one’s opponent. If you’re popular enough you’ll get an audience of like-minded people who appreciate the time and effort you took to Tweet that sick burn off Donald Trump with the proper hashtag. That your time was utterly wasted is of no moment: you stood up for your side and put the other guy/gal in his/her/xer place.

You want to know what’s worse than both of these flavors of Twitter? When they mix. The combination of politics and genre fiction is one short step above the approving Retweets of jihadist beheading videos. Every minute of every day you’ll see no-talent hacks nobody’s ever heard of Tweeting hot takes like, “If you believe in X, unfollow me right now,” as if they’re the universe’s gift to ethics. Your political stance doesn’t make you more ethical than anyone else: it’s what you do that makes you ethical. Hard to hear in the era of internet slacktivism, but someone had to break it to you. Very, very few people can write both fiction and political commentary with any degree of insight, original thinking, or competence. Despite their popularity, neither Rowling nor King, both political activists, are worth reading outside of their respective fictional spheres. Stay in your lanes, guys. You don’t have it. You never did.

When I see someone with many thousands of followers and tens of thousands of Tweets, I see someone who’s underemployed. Political pundits can’t help it: they have to Tweet or they’ll die. The world has to know what they think about everything in 140 characters or fewer. Writers have to approvingly Retweet Stephen King’s latest broadside against Donald Trump; the King of Horror might notice them and lift them up out of undeserved obscurity. And what’s the point of being virtuous if nobody sees it?

Got me, man. I’m off to check my mentions.

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