I reviewed the movie Unlisted Owner at The Slaughtered Bird:
So there I was, minding my own business, doing no harm to anyone, when Chris Barnes, proprietor of The Slaughtered Bird, called me on the telephone. *
“Hello?” I answered.
“It’s me, mate.”
“Yeah. Oh. Fucking wanker. I’m sending a film for you to review. Do it up right this time,” he said.
I couldn’t help it; I began to cry. “Please, don’t…don’t do this to me—”
“Quit blubbing, you big girl’s blouse. Have it for me by tomorrow.”
And that’s how I came to watch Unlisted Owner, the low-budget, found-footage indie horror movie I will review for you today.
Was the movie as good as the title? Better? You can find out by clicking and reading!